DAMAGED Viewing

Louis and co-host John Grace score a goal with this week's movie GOON, which the boys call the best sports comedy since MAJOR LEAGUE. And while that would be a great discussion, the first thirty-or-so minutes of the show are waylaid by intense hatred of all things Joss Whedon and the fear that it will affect future screening of THE AVENGERS. Also, a lot more talk about Gene Simmons. But, mostly, talk about hockey! It's total blood on the ice this DAMAGED Viewing! We shoot, we score!

THE DV44 BREAKDOWN:
08:00-37:00 Actionfest 2012: The John Grace Re-cap!
37:01-44:00 Jocelyn Whedon, Buffy-sexuals and Brony-jobs!
43:01-49:00 GOON: A half-time synopsis!
49:01-90:00 Louis and John decide to become hockey fans, and explain their reasons why!
91:00-95:00 Final Thoughts!
95:01-96:00 Gene Simmons: Film Critic!
96:01-106:00 Gene Simmons: American Patriot!
106:01-109:00 The DV Wrap-Up!
109:01-END Outro song: Socalled - "Work With What You Got"

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Call the DAMAGED Viewing hotline and leave a message: 206-424-0441!

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

The new album from Christophe Murdock--THE DAMAGED HEARING SESSIONS--produced by Louis Fowler--BUY HERE: http://christophe.bandcamp.com/album/the-damaged-hearing-sessions

Well we don't care about history! Dam-dam-DAMAGED Viewing! 'Cause that's not where we want to be! Dam-dam-DAMAGED Viewing! We just want to get some kicks, we just want to discuss the 1979 Roger Corman-produced punk rock paean to adolescent angst, ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL! The boys discuss their love of the legendary Ramones, the pre-teen dream-girl that was Riff Randall and the lost art of angry-teen music that you could dance to. This is right where you'll want to be! Dam-dam-DAMAGED Viewing!

THE DV43 BREAKDOWN:
06:00-50:00 Louis and John Remember Rock 'N' Roll Radio!
50:01-53:00 Our Synopsis is Hanging Upside Down!
53:01-60:00 Rockaway Beach Party! (And Marky Ramone Memories!)
60:01-67:00 I Don't Wanna Grow Up!
67:01-72:29 Heavy Metal Kids and Disco High!
72:30-75:00 Beneath the Valley of the Sex Pistols!
75:01-83:00 We're Gonna Lose Our Mind in Detroit Rock City!
83:01-88:00 The Time in Our History When Denis Leary Was in Everything!
88:01-94:00 Johnny G, Your Gossip Guru!
94:01-101:00 Riff Randall and the Maturity of the Male Libido
101:01-106:00 A Four-Year-Old Doing Dudley Moore Impersonations
106:01-113:30 Final Thoughts and the DV Wrap-Up!
113:30-END Outro Song: The Ramones - "Rock 'N' Roll High School"

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Call the DAMAGED Viewing hotline and leave a message: 206-424-0441!

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

Louis and Burke Hamblin, the double-chins, take on the 1994 arcade game adaptation DOUBLE DRAGON! It's twice the action and twice the discussion as the guys use this little-seen side-scrolling craptacular as a barometer for future ecological and economic disasters, all the while praising Robert Patrick's performance. It's 90 minutes of left-left-A-B-A-right-up-up fun and post-apocalyptic fear-mongering!

THE DV42 BREAKDOWN:
06:30-12:00 - The 4-Warn Weather Blob!
12:00-16:45 - The Crimson and Creamed!
16:46-45:00 - DOUBLE DRAGON: A Convoluted Synopsis!
45:01-70:00 - Joel Schumacher's INFOWARS!
70:01-80:00 - Samuel L. Jackson and Louis's Voting Habits!
80:01-86:30 - It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Hungry)!
86:31-94:00 - Final Thoughts and the DV Wrap-up!
94:01-END - Outro song: The Farm - "All Together Now"

Read Burke Hamblin's blog at http://www.burkehamblin.com!

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Call the DAMAGED Viewing hotline and leave a message: 206-424-0441

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

Slip on your sacred luchador mask and grab a werewolf or two by the neck as El Gran Louis y Los Gringo John Grace get body-slammed by the 1973 Mexican Lucha Libre flick, SANTO Y BLUE DEMON CONTRA DRACULA Y EL HOMBRE LOBO, or, translated for our white listeners, SANTO AND BLUE DEMON VS. DRACULA AND THE WOLFMAN. Not only do the guys share their love of this South of the Border art-form, but also discuss the virtues of cinema heroism and get kind of emotional about it. It's a mega-sized mucho macho episode filled with flips, hits and powder-blue leisure-wear!

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Call the DAMAGED Viewing hotline and leave a message: 206-424-0441

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

Louis welcomes back Hunter Duesing as they not only discuss Adam Sandler's hilarious latest comedy JACK & JILL, but also this recent bandwagon trend of crapping on everything Sandler releases, which greatly offends us. Greatly. Also: Vermont, whitest state in the union! Dunkin' Donuts! And an exhaustive Sandler filmography run-through! Get ready, because on this episode, we're gonna play Twister with your sister!

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Read Hunter's reviews at http://www.parcbench.com/author/hunterduesing!

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED IT! Louis and John fill their plates with beans and saddle up with a Terence Hill/ Bud Spencer double-feature of the two most successful spaghetti westerns of all-time: THEY CALL ME TRINITY and TRINITY IS STILL MY NAME! Hill and Spencer are two of the most influential comedic actors ever, and DV gives them their long-awaited due...with more to come! Also, the boys answer your listener feedback in the DAMAGED Mailbag! So grab a six-shooter and a plate of beans and enjoy the ride!

Subscribe on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/damaged-viewing/id466277682

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED IT! Whoop whoop! Word up to all my ninjas! Machete Klown-Killa L (Louis Fowler) and the Brown Sugar Jokester (Burke Hamblin) ride into town with the Insane Clown Posse western BIG MONEY RUSTLAS! Put on your face-paint and grab your best pair of JNCOs and get ready to throw batteries as the guys get some fresh-ass laughs courtesy of the massively popular Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, and then proceed to feel kind of bad about it. Also, they list off their favorite male porn stars. If that doesn't get homosexual epithets hurled at them by Juggalos, nothing will! Podcasts? How do they work?

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Read Burke Hamblin's blog at http://www.burkehamblin.com!

Check out the DAMAGED store front at http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing!

Listen up, puke-stains! Louis, along with Hunter Duesing and USMC Veteran Mitchell Cain, fall in and discuss the 1986 Clint Eastwood Marine Corp masterpiece HEARTBREAK RIDGE! Mitchell goes deep into the discrepancies between the fantasy and reality of the flick, while we all feel embarrassed for Mario van Peebles, and not just for this movie. We're gonna shove this episode so far up your ass, you'll need a jump drive to get it out of your throat!

BONUS: BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! The very first DAMAGED Viewing Shirt! Now, you too can own Stitch Jones' "I'm A Sweetback" tee and help support DV at the same time. Check out the DAMAGED Viewing Zazzle Store! Click here http://www.zazzle.com/damagedviewing and order one for yourself and one for your grandma!

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Read Hunter's reviews at http://www.parcbench.com/author/hunterduesing!

Follow Mitch's updates at http://www.twitter.com/Hipstervative!

Louis and John are transported to Barsoom, only to encounter developmentally-arrested STAR WARS fanboys, numb-skulled marketing campaigns and a moronic media ready to rip this live-action Pixar flick to shreds! Louis and John agree that this is the best adult science-fiction movie since RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES! Also: Native Americans in lead roles! CGI creatures that don't fart! And Jimmy Carter: UN Peacekeeper of Mars! GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

If you like DAMAGED Viewing, then you'll moderately tolerate our first spin-off, DAMAGED INTERViewing! DIV goes behind-the-scenes with actors, directors and other assorted industry types, giving you the interviews that only Louis and the DV crew can. * In this first episode, Louis sits down with Rod Lott and Richard York of Oklahoma City's movie mockers The Movie Clubbed as they talk about their upcoming March 17th live riffing of the 1974 disaster-piece ZARDOZ. The gun is good, the penis is evil and these guys are funny!

For more information on the Movie Clubbed's FREE takedown of ZARDOZ at the Oklahoma City Museum of Modern Art, click here: http://www.okcmoa.com/see/films/zardoz/

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED IT! Louis and John make a run for the border and prepare to do some serious Van Damme-age when they dig deep in the 2008 straight-to-DVD actioner THE SHEPHERD: BORDER PATROL. While John applauds the work of director Isaac Florentine, Louis applauds the work of numerous hard-working Mexicans who sneak across the border everyday to do the work he doesn't want to do. Also: Van Halen! OccupyMexico! Racist sci-fi! Black Tarzan!

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

With the help of special guest Andy Hung, from Night of the Living Podcast, Louis comes out of the closet about his love of Tyler Perry movies with the release of GOOD DEEDS. Louis pontificates about the positive, uplifting messages of his films that transcend race, while Andy asks if it's really necessary to motorcycle across Africa, digging wells, to truly find one's self! Halleluyer!

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Listen to Andy on Night of the Living Podcast at http://www.notlp.com!

Also, don't forget to read Burke Hamblin's blog at http://www.burkehamblin.com!

Louis and John head out on the highway, looking for entertainment and whatever comes their way...in this case, the guys pick up a sexy hitchhiker, special guest Hunter Duesing (of Midnight Movie Cowboys podcast fame, as well as on websites like Big Hollywood)! In the episode, the latest Marvel Comics adaptation GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE is barely discussed mostly due to the people of Australia, Nathan Bedford Forrest and the Z103 Morning Zoo Crew, featuring Johnny Grace and the Beener! It's heavy metal thunder, baby!

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Read Hunter's reviews at http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/author/hduesing!
Listen to the Midnight Movies Cowboys at http://www.midnightmoviecowboys.com!

Also, don't forget to read Burke Hamblin's blog at http://www.burkehamblin.com!

Everytime Burke is on the show, we get numerous emails asking for more lurid stories about working in a late 90s ghetto movie theater...consider your requests granted, because Burke and Louis discuss the movie that cemented their friendship, 1998's I GOT THE HOOK UP, starring Master P! Make 'em say UGGHGHHH! This episode is filled with plenty of debaucherous tales of part-time sexual intrigue, corporate thievery and possible food contamination, as well as a complete guide to overweight race-relations in the low-income are of Oklahoma City.

Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Read Burke Hamlin's blog at http://www.burkehamblin.com!

BECAUSE YOU REQUESTED IT! Louis and John bare their hairy chests and head out on the open-road with Sam Peckinpah's bizarre trucker flick CONVOY. As the guys try to figure out exactly what the reason and meaning behind the movie is, they somehow jack-knife and end up discussing the career of Woody Allen. Also, Blowfly, CB Savage, amphetamines, racist cops and the director's cut of THE EXPENDABLES! That's a big 10-4, good buddy! Comments or requests? Email us at damagedviewing@gmail.com!

Next Page